Besides sharing a birthday and a slew of other characteristics, my beloved Reine and I also share a passion for purchasing, a spirit for spending, a zeal for zee sales!
As a treat for you, my beloved blog-follower, I have gathered together a plethora of Marie Antoinette related treasures available on the open market. Get ready to click your Amazon Universal Wish List Button. If you are anything like me your Wish List is as long as your credit card statement! (And it's surely about to get longer) **Click on the title to be linked to the product mentioned**
A Marie Antoinette Masterpiece - For $189.00 (plus shipping and handling) you can own a framed 26x32 Giclee print of Elizabeth Vigee-LeBrun's Marie Antoinette with a Rose. True, it is not as spectacular as the original hanging in Versailles, but I doubt your home is as stately as the chateau. This one will do nicely...
...Though, if you want something a little more like the original, you could commission Global Wholesale Art to make an oil-paint reproduction of a Marie Antoinette painting. For $229.00 you could own a 20x24 reproduction of Jean-Baptiste Gautier-Dagoty's Marie Antoinette, Queen of France.
Do I Offend? - Let's be honest. Almost from the moment she stepped her diminutive foot out of her velvet and gold Berlin coach and onto French soil, Marie Antoinette offended the French. She offended them with her music choices (the German composer, Gluck). She offended them with her dining habits (small appetite). She offended them in her choice of friends (That unfeeling tart, Gabrielle de Polignac, who lead her into lesbianism!)
About the only way she did not offend the easily-offended and ridiculously discriminating French, was with her personal hygiene. According to Elisabeth de Feydeau, author of A Scented Palace, Marie Antoinette took great pains not to be an olfactory offender:
Each day, she dipped in a tub laced with a confection of blanched sweet almonds, pine nuts, linseed, marshmallow root and lily bulb, then rubbed her body clean with a sachet of bran.Feydeau knows a thing or two about L'Odeur de la Reine. Several years ago, while conducting research for A Scented Palace, she stumbled upon a forgotten treasure: the recipe for Marie Antoinette's personal scent. In musty, dusty box in a French archive, Feydeau found a centuries-old document containing the precise ingredients used in making Marie Antoinette's perfume.
The formula was given to Francis Kurkdijan, one of France's premier perfumers (It's rumored his nose is insured for millions of dollars), who then painstakingly recreated Marie Antoinette's perfume. Sillage de la Reine - "In the Wake of the Queen" -- was created using the essences of amber, jasmine, orange blossom, tuberose, iris, cedar and sandalwood. The deluxe version is sold in numbered Baccarat crystal flasks and cost over $10,000.
Speaking of Baccarat - Christie's Auction House is currently offering a Baccarat Cut-Glass sulphide portrait plaque of Marie Antoinette for auction. This stunning cut glass portrait dates from 1820, has a verifiable provenance, and was once one part of the Cameo Incrustation: The Great Sulphide Show Exhibit at The Corning Museum of Glass in New York. Estimated value: $2,500. Start the bidding, please.
And Speaking of Bread - Marie Antoinette was a finicky eater. According to Madame Campan, her first lady in waiting, "She usually ate nothing but roast or boiled poultry and drank nothing but water."
However, our girl was not a picky partaker of the pastry. In fact, she was more than fond of croissants and cream puffs. This Christmas, why not treat yourself to one of Marie Antoinette's favorites: bourbon-filled eclairs from Stohrer Patisserie? Sure, you have to book and buy airline tickets to Paris and then navigate yourself around the narrow wrens of the 2nd arrondissement, but take it from this pastry-loving, Marie Antoinette devotee, they're worth the trip!
I'd Rather Eat Chocolate - As long as you are in Paris, why not pop over to Debauve and Gallais for some Pistoles de Marie Antoinette? These chocolate coins were originally developed for the queen so that she might disguise the bitter taste of her medicinal powders. A 1.7 pound box only costs $200.00.
I'll bet I know what you're thinking? But Madam Leah Marie, Antoinette drank hot chocolate made with orange water, not tea!
And you would be correct, oh wise follower, but I think we can make one tiny exception for the Marie Antoinette Tea from Debauve and Gallais. Infused with some of Antoinette's favorite flavors, including chocolate, this tea is so delicious it might even make the Brits believers in the brilliance of the Bourbons! Only $15 for 2.5 ounces of tea in an adorable little apothecary inspired bottle!
Let Them Eat Cupcakes for Christmas - I have amassed "rawther" impressive collection of greeting cards featuring Marie Antoinette. Just when I thought I had seen them all, I found the most adorable Marie Antoinette Christmas Cards produced by Graphic Designer, Paulette Kinney.
Speaking of Cupcakes - Once you've flown to Paris and purchased your Stohrer pastries and your Debauve and Gallias chocolates, you will need dessert plates on which to serve them. These precious little pastry plates bearing the Queen's likeness are fit for a princess. Go ahead, indulge!
Only the Best China Will Due, Darling - If the Rosanna Dessert Plates are too provincial, too bourgeois, perhaps you would prefer pretty porcelain produced by the luxurious Limoges factory. The Boutiques de Musee de France offers a replica of a cup and saucer that was once part of Marie Antoinette's travel case. You can have this precious cup and saucer -- emblazoned with the queen's interlocking initials -- for only 95 euros.
Squealing Fat Ladies and a Chorus of Nymphs - Once you have acquired the queen's tea and her porcelain from which to quaff it, you will need mood music. Why not listen to the work of Antoinette's favorite composer, Christoph Willibald Gluck. After all, is a tea party really a tea party without squealing fat ladies and a chorus of nymphs? I think not.
'Tis the Season - I would be remiss if I didn't include at least one Marie Antoinette Christmas Ornament in this Queenly Shopping List. Years ago, a relative gave me a beautiful Polish glass Marie Antoinette ornament. Alas, during a transcontinental move my fragile beauty suffered a particularly violent blow to the head. She never recovered. (I heard your sharp gasp and thank you for commiserating. Take heart beloved reader, I smuggled her tiny, sparkling pieces into France and buried her on the grounds of the Petit Trianon, near Le Hameau (apropos, wouldn't you say?). It was a dangerous move that earned me a stern rebuking from a palace guard. Truth be told, he did not actually see me bury Marie Antoinette but happened upon me afterward eating my picnic lunch on the grass nearby. Apparently, you are not allowed to have picnic lunches in the park. As my French is not parfait, he could also have been rebuking me for leaving my camera's tripod set up on the lawn. I am not sure which...
My point is that ever since Marie Antoinette's demise, I have searched in vain for her replacement. Unfortunately, I have not found one that compares. Unsurprising, after all, there was only one Marie Antoinette.
I did, however, find this charming Pastille Ornament Photosculpture created by Paulette Kinney (Yes, astute reader, the same Paulette Kinney who designed those lovely little Let Them Eat Cupcakes cards mentioned above. Thanks for paying attention). This darling three dimensional ornament was designed by Ms. Kinney and is made of acrylic. Can't you just see it on your pink Christmas tree? (If you do not have a pink Christmas tree, might I encourage you to get one? Mine is in my office and is so fabulous it might just stay up all year round.)
Go ahead, order one for your Christmas tree, one to be used as a gift tag, and one for your favorite blogger (What is that? You say you do not have a favorite blogger? Then feel free to send this diminutive darling to me. There will always be a space on my tree for Antoinette!)
If you enjoyed this blog entry, please check back in a few days for 'Tis the Season: Part Deux. In the meantime, may your days be filled with successful shopping and your heart filled with luxurious amounts of love!